Why am I so quiet?

Why are you so loud?
Real G's move in silence, like lasagna
I'm introverted, how much more do you need?

Needy I see...

I don't have enough of an opinion formed about you,
to even spark a desire to talk with you.
What's your humor level? What kind of hobbies do you have?
Will you get offended easily?
If the answer is "yes" to being offended easily,
that's the reason I don't talk with you.
These are all things to consider before even wanting to talk with you,
otherwise it's just small talk which I hate.
"What's up?" The fucking ceiling
"How are you?" I'm fine like every other time anyone asks
Political? I love guns.
Religious? No thanks
Sports? No thanks
Movies? No thanks
Music? Louder and darker than you'd think
Video Games? On PC, and no you probably don't know the games I play
Red Dead Redemption? no, League of Legends? no, Competitive shooters? no, MMO's? no, and RPG's? no.

I don't want to learn your life story and hear how hard you have it.
I don't want to compete, I don't have anything to prove to you
I don't even care about your opinion.
Are we working together? I'm professional enough to work with you,
but that's it. If you have a work question, ask.